Brett: Welcome Ladies and......well mainly Ladies, this is the HIGHLIGHT REEL BAAABYYY

 Brett: Tonight’s guest is non otherrrrrrah than the Seductor of all that is Female.....Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s NICK BREWIN BAAAAABYYYY

 Nick: WHATS UP ESSAY

 Brett: I'm good as always, I mean look at me I reek of friggin awesomeness

 Brett: So nick tell us, what does an extremely good looking womanizer like you do with yourself these days

 Nick: what don’t I do at the moment i'm on top of the world baby and I have a one-way ticket 2 lovesville care 2 join me

 Brett: Nick, I would love to join you.....now nick I hear you have your own Pimping agency, can you tell us a bit about that

 Nick: what can I say PIMP 4 PLEASURE is open come on down and bring all your hot friends. I want 2 leave as a surprise 4 all the people but u won’t be disappointed and remember no ugo's aloud

 Brett: that sounds....well that sounds friggin awesome

 Nick: so u shouldn’t bring any of the ladies u know

 Nick: I joke I joke, I kid, I kid

 Nick: u know the hottest of the hot

 Brett: it’s true I do

 Brett: Now nick if you could please turn your head to the extremely expensive Brettatron 5000, I would like to show the world a video package of PIMP 4 PLEASURE......LOWER THE SCREEN ASS CLOWNS

 *Plasma Screen Lowers*

 *Lots of hot famous ladies shown going into nicks Pimping agency*

 Nick: sorry the place looked so messy the hooker that looks like a French maid was sick

 Nick: I mean that dresses like a French maid

 Brett: Now nick that French made looked a bit like Hilary Duff....what do you have to say about that

 Nick: I think its good and she doesn’t have the weird teeth that Hilary has now

 Brett: no ladies and gentlemen I can see and those teeth are not weird at all

 Nick: we have 1 motto down here at PIMP 4 Pleasure either go down or go home

 Brett: haha I like that motto like I like my women...and I like my women

 Nick: we have a new hooker package 2day u can get action from catwoman and wonder woman 4 the price of 1

 Nick: but batgirl cost extra

 Brett: that sounds like a good deal

 Brett: So what are you up to at the moment?

 Nick: well its me legendary pimp Nick Brewin and I’m seating here in my aqua jet 9000 enjoying my usual mean of steak, waffles French fries and scotch and if u don’t think my pimping agency is the coolest pimping agency ever I will fight u that’s no lie

 Brett: oh no need to worry there nick, I think it's the coolest. Something that cool must belong to the cWo

 Nick: oh it does

 Nick: and remember Amanda can bring her friends 2 the basement

 Brett: Now nick if you turn your head one more time to the super sexy Brettatron 5000, I have something to show you

 *Video package of Chris Dastoors interview on the Highlight Reel*

 Brett: Ok now nick, we see there is a bit of conflict between Penaut and Sophie...What do you think about the whole situation, say what ever you feel

 Nick: who’s Sophie?

 Brett: Sophie you know, Shaun’s girlfriend

 Nick: Is Shaun the guy who liked talking about bombing people and futurama

 Brett: Well I’m not trying to take any sides here.....but yes he is that guy

 Nick: hahahahaha you mean he has a girlfriend HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 Brett: Yes, what’s wrong with that?

 Nick: sorry i’m just thinking about this guy I saw 2day that sounded like he got kicked in the nuts he had the girls voice and it was really squeaky

 Brett: so you mean, he sounded like Peanut

 Nick: haha BURN

 Brett: I’m sorry ladies and gentlemen I am a friend of Nutman, but you have to appreciate a good burn

 Brett: Speaking of Nutman, he is a pretty cool guy wouldn't you say

 Nick: nuts the coolest

 Nick: if he was anymore cooler he would be the cUo….the cool universe order

 Brett: I hear he gets his fair share of ladies wanting to nibble on his nuts down at the pimping agency

 Nick: oh yeh and he has a whole bag full of nuts

 Nick: more like a showbag

 Brett: oh and the girls love the show they do

 Brett: Speaking of the show, its time to end this show.....So thank you everyone for tuning in to the extremely sexy HIGHLIGHT REEL with our extremely cool guest NICK BREWIN........Till next time LIVE FOR THE MOMENT, this is the Sensei signing off

 Nick: Ok everyone peace out from the Nick man……….No? wow tough crowd…….Tip your nurses

 

Do you know whats cool.....Toga Parties, now thats cool.

 

Flinders Uni is having a Toga Party and The Sensei (me) can't go coz i hav stupid uni the next day....whoeva knows me well should know that i hav always wanted a toga party, well actually i've wanted one since i saw Ashton Kutcher on that 70's show want one...it was the greatest idea everrrrrrah.

 

Brett: Tonight we are going to do something different; it seems talk shows are the thing at the moment so The Alluring Brett Hardy is starting his very own HIGHLIGHT REAL......

Brett: My guest on the first everrrrrrrrrrrah Highlight Real is none other then the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla, Chris "Peanut" Dastoor.....

 

Brett: Nutman welcome to the first everrrrah Highlight Real....You must feel pretty damn special to be my first guest

Nutman: what up Brett, its great to be here

Brett: Nutman I hear there is a bit of conflict between u and Sophie, do u wanna let me and all the Brettaholics around the world on in the situation

 

Nutman: well Brett, yes that’s true. Sophie Ford aka so-lou and r having a few differences right now…she started taking shots at me, with very little reason

 

Brett: Ok, well Nutman if we turn to the extremely expensive Brettatron 5000 we have some footage of these 'shots' from Sophie

 

*plasma T.V lowers from the roof*

 

*clip plays*

 

Brett: Now The Alluring Brett Hardy is loved by all and has never had this kind of abuse aimed towards him.....what was it like receiving this abuse?

 

 

Nutman: I'd like to say something about her last blog entry. She claims what she wants is to be "left alone" by me and the cWo and put this whole issue behind us, however she decided to do this by writing about it on the internet and making a public issue...

 

Brett: It sounds to me that she is a bit of a hypocrite

 

Nutman: yes, she is. Yesterday she pleaded with me 2 take the cabana down and she'd take what she wrote down. I said I’d consider it and I said that if she said anything about me or the cWo that she'd have hell to pay. If she didn't write that post this morning looking for misguided sympathy, that cabana wouldn't have existed anymore. Hell, this all started cos she started running her fat ugly mouth

 

Brett: Now, just off the topic for a second if we turn once more to the Brettatron 5000 we have a video clip of the cWo beating up Shaun

 

Nutman: those were some good memories

 *clip plays*

Brett: So Nutman can you explain how this situation came about

Nutman: okay first and foremost, to despite what people think this has very little to do with Shaun, he is merely a character with a small part in this show. That cabana was written 2 weeks ago and it was supposed to be a payout 2 Shaun, but it was postponed (and possibly not going to be posted) cos Shaun was going thru a rough time with failing uni and stuff so we figured it was a very bad time to do this. However, last week Sophie ran her mouth on her blog and Sammie’s tag board insulting me, so obviously I had to teach her a lesson - You wanna step in the ring with Nutman, you're gonna get knocked out. I would like to say, a very loyal friend of mine, Nick Brewin, went on Sammie’s blog (and this man usually avoids most blogs) to defend me. So did Sammie, also an extremely good person. If standing up for a close friend is a crime, well give them the death penalty. Of course, you came to my aid as well, which I appreciate a lot

 

Brett: Sounds like you got some good friends there

 

Brett: Do you think this whole situation will ever fold down?

 

Nutman: it will blow over, but some relationships will never be the same. Shaun and Sophie will never talk to me again, but I won't exactly be eager to have a conversation with them either. I can't say when this will end. Knowing Sophie, she will continue to run her mouth, even though she says she wants this to end. Why would she do this? Cos she has no idea what she is doing and is in way over her head.

 

Brett: Well you know who your true friends are, so just stick with them....as Jeff Hardy once said 'Live free or Die, I'm Living for the Moment and I'm not Dieing tonight'

 

Nutman: yes and if I can say something about that... I know you're worried that people are gonna be mad at u for ur part in this... but all you r doing is been loyal and standing up 4 a friend. Hell I think those qualities make you a good friend... and its nice 2 know some people r willing 2 stay in your corner no matter what any1 else thinks

 

Brett: Well I am one of a kind, surprisingly a lot of people think of me as Stuck up haha

 

Nutman: yeah well Brett, some people can know u 4 5 years in high school or hang around with u at parties, but these people may not even know u at all. People may view us as heartless cocky, stuck up people who watch to much wrestling, but we have known each other since year 11 and even though that’s only a couple of years, we still know each other better than most other people think they know us

 

Brett: I would have to agree with you there

 

Nutman: people think that we just like making fun of Shaun for no reason. That’s not true. no one else knows that we weren't originally going 2 post that entry cos he has been going thru a rough patch with failing uni and stuff so we decided to give him a break. Sophie’s comments last week turned that decision around, and since she tried to use the net 2 humiliate me, I decided 2 fight fire with fire. It’s not the most ethical choice, but it taught her a lesson. She may think she’s won by putting on her crying show, well okay fine then. You’re the 1 whose in an emotional wreck right now cos u ran ur mouth in the first place and now ur looking for sympathy on ur blog. if that’s what u were trying to accomplish, then yeah u won. big time.

 

Brett: well it doesn't seem that this situation is going to get solved tonight, so to leave everyone on a high I would like to say Nick Brewin got voted best looking guy at tafe this past Semester. 

 

Brett: Thanks for being on the first everrrrrrrah Highlight Real Nutman.....This is the Sensei Leaving you with 2 words..Thats Cool

 

Nutman: now that... that was cool

 

Brett: Next time on the Highlight Real, I will have who ever wants to be on here

Welcome to another great entry at Brettitudes Dojo....with special guest Peanut Nutman Chris Dastoor.  To start things off we will share with you a foto of Alex Striech wearing make up....
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These next pictures were taken at hungry jacks were i was proving i had bigger clevage than Sammie...
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See, can you see how much better my boobs are........I thought so

Speaking of boobs, here is nick.
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Nick is a sexy beast, and that's right ladies, he's still single. However, you should hurry before you miss your chance because his hot property. I strongly suggest you fight for him with no tops on.*

*This does not include you denley or shaun.

Thanks for visiting
This is Peanut and The Alluring Brett Hardy
Signing off
VEEEEE ONEEEEEE AAAAAAAH

WELCOME.....

Welcome to Brettitudes Dojo
The others in this picture are kinda kool, but not as kool as the Sensei and the Nut

Thats all for today....YEH PUNK....James is also good as coz he is my blink brother n a blonde november member

The Sensei is Off
Brett Version 1
VEEEEEEH ONNNNEEEEE AAAAAHHHH

Welcome back to the Brettitude Dojo. Thank you for reading this tonight. You could be at any random porn site, but you choose to read this. You're far too kind. I appreciate that. We have got millions of e-mails saying how much you love reading Brettitude's Dojo. I recieved a question that i thought i would discuss tonight. The question was "If Chris Dastoor looks like a peanut, is it possible that other people look like non-human things as well?"

There seems to be confusion about something. I, Brett Hardy am better than you. Now i know a few things didn't go my way in the Royal Rumble, but rest assured I am still the greatest there is. Now people come up to me on the street and they say to me "Brett you are my hero, you are an absolute legend, but there is a problem. Some people do not think you're the best." Well as shocked as i was to hear this i did some research to prove that i am the best? I have found profiles from random people. You may know them you may not. The idea is to show you how i am better than them.

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Name: Unknown
Age: approx. under 18
Resides: In parent’s house
Why Brett is better than her (possible him): Brett doesn't spend all hours of the day stuffing his face with food. Brett is on a very complex diet that helps keep him in his perfect sexy shape.

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Name: Denley the Nerd
Age: Possibly near 18
Resides: Judging by personal maintenance... the gutter
Why Brett is better than him: Brett actually gets these things called hair cuts. Someone send a memo to this guy "Girls don't like ugly guys." Sometimes i question if their even is a god. Man is he ugly. This species is known to be smart. However, no one is smarter than Brett Hardy so his intelligence is merely just a waste. This creature is known to be sexually aroused by maths.

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Name: Super Sammie Slut
Age: Anywhere between 8-80
Resides: Wherever ugly people live these days
Why Brett is better than "her": Brett knows a sexy woman when he's sees one and he can't see one when he’s looking at this picture. Oh well better luck next life. There always is a thing called plastic surgery. It's expensive though, but I’m sure you could prostitute yourself to blind men and women who can't tell what you look like. Brett is clearly better looking that this person. Anyone who is better looking than someone automatically makes them superior in every way to them.

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Name: Nick Brewin
Age: 3-5
Resides: Usually gets dropped off by parents at a day care centre while they are at work
Why Brett is better than this child: Brett is a grown man. He is not afraid of pain and doesn't fear anything. Not only is this thing extremely young, but he is also extremely ugly. When god gave out looks he was taking a leak. This ugly git is going to have to go through life dealing with the fact that he will never get a woman.

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Name: Unidentified nut
Age: n/a
Resides: In the dark where no one can look at him
Why Brett is better looking than him: Ahh! Good god what the hell is that. I thought the first four where ugly... well you guys showed me. This creature was more than likely born as a punishment. He more than likely could have been Hitler in a past life, which would explain why he is that. Jesus Christ. I, Brett Hardy am better than this guy for many reasons. Most of which are obvious by looking at him.

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So there you have it. Five perfect examples to show why Brett Hardy is god.

Signing off,
Brett Hardy
Sensei of Brettitude